you would pick up someone in the library
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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