am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
