Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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