i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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