Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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