No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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