A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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