I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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