we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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