Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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