He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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