accomplished twins. life is a go
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
