Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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