guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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