I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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