But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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