We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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