I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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