My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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