Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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