just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
