my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
