that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Only a mothe r could love this liver
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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