i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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