when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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