I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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