And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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