No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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