He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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