Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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