If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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