I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
