Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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