his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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