the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
3 2 1 whiskey
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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