I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I think I sprained my soul last night
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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