I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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