So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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