Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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