i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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