So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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