He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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