I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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