I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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