Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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