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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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