so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
