we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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