sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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