i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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