The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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