So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We have started to decorate penises.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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